Orange pickles...?

Why did God choose the colors that he did? I understand why he made the sky blue and the grass green... because they are two very different colors and they contrast just enough to bring out both colors and make them pretty. But why everything else? Of course, if they were a different color then I would still ask why. I guess I'm just overly curious. Or maybe not. And maybe he just felt yellow when he created bannanas. And whimsicly decided that apples should be a mutitude or colors. Oh well.... you can never figure out something that wasn't done with a purpose. Now, I KNOW that platapy were made for a purpose. To confuse us. How can someone ever say that God doesn't have a sense of humor! I mean come on! have they ever looked at giraffe? HAHA! It looks like someone streached it then hit it twice on the head! Goofy looking thing... how do they ever find dates? I guess it's not so hard when everyone of your dates looks just as goofy as you...
And Hippos! God must have had a blast with hippos! omg.... hahaha!!! Talk about a stupid looking creature! They are sooo FAT! and just round all over! It's great.
My favorite animal is still a duck. They look like they're just about to fall over! How do those little legs and feet hold up all that duck? It's amazing that they don't just fall on their faces! Hahaha! OMG! have you ever seen a duck drunk?!?! THAT is funny. We saw this old movie where the farm animals got into a still and all of them were falling over themselves and each other.. it was great.

Welp, I've done it. I went out and hurt myself (again) last night at the dojo. IIIII did NOT hurt MYSELF. It was an accident! I promise! I had my legs around Chris' (not Chris Merker! Chris Gilbert) waist with my feet locked around each other. Of course he was trying to get out of it cause I was about to choke him out, so he rolled over onto his back. On top of my feet. Everyone heard this really loud pop, and then I just started moaning. Chris really freaked out. He was more freaked out then I was. Everyone thought I had broken it. I told them that I hadn't (although I thought that I might have). they carried me over to the back of the dojo and put an ice pack on it. The pain was localized and came in waves, so I knew that it wasn't broken. Plus it didn't immediatly swell, so I knew that it wasn't a fracture. I thought at first the I had sprained it, but now I'm pretty sure that I just hyperextended the tendon behind my ankle. Not the Achilles, thank goodness, that would have taken forever to heal, but the other one. Of course, I hurt my left foot. So my left leg is just all bad. (I hurt my left knee, and pulled my left quad this summer for all of yall that don't remember) But at least it is my left foot and I can still drive! Lol... like mom would let me go anywhere. Josh last night wouldn't even let me walk to the car. He insisted on CARRYING me!! I was so embarassed and frustrated. All I wanted to do was walk! GRRR! Sorry I'm still a bit mad.
You know, Susannah always makes referance to paragraphs that she's deleted, or should have deleted, .... and it makes me wonder. I have never deleted a paragraph.. should I have? Never mind, there was one that I wished I had never posted and I had to apologize for. But other than that I just write whatever pops into my crazy little head. I guess you could tell that....
But if you ever get offended or bored or whatever, please just tell me! I'll make it right!
I don't have than much more to say..
OH! I had a question to answer!
The sudafed was just a little random thing. I don't why I put that in there. I just felt like it.

Ok... NOW I don't have anything more to say. Of course, I'm sure that something will pop into my head as soon as I hit publish. It always seems to work that way. It's so frustrating.
Walkin in a winter wonderland!
I love the look of snow! It's so pretty and white!
BECKY! I know that I know this... but for the life of me.. I can't remember your middle name! And just like I said I will remember as soon as I post this! Rar!
You know I was thinking about people's middle names, and it's really sad. I Know Amber's, Chris', Mrs. Merker's, and just about everyone elses, but I don't know Justin's. Is that not horrible!?!? I remember when he was born, and I don't even know his middle name! I feel so bad! I know his birthday, and I always send him a card, but I don't know his name! AH! that really makes me feel terrible!

OK! I REALLY am going to go now.. I have to call some people that I was with last night and let them know that I'm ok! haha! they were so worried! They all wanted me to go to the hospital! There was no way I was going to go with kicking and screaming.. lol.
Welp ttyl! love ya lots! goodbye!

Germans, Jokes and Sudafed. Asle 5.

Did you know that Germany invented hamburgers? Wow... something good came out of Germany! No offense to any Germans, but it just seems like the only thing that the Germans ever did was start wars and invent hamburgers. Just like the only thing Russia did was have revolutions and try to take over Poland. Go figure.
I'm not crazy, I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to.
Actually, the voices in me head have been telling me that I'm crazy, I just don't believe them quite yet... Maybe I will later, but I'm too bored today to do anything exciting like become crazy.
I'm going to Karate... Again...
It just occured to me that I have been at the Dojo Monday, tuesday, wednesday, and I am going today. And I plan on going tomorrow... Almost sad... They can't get ris of me... I feel sry for Sensei. He sees me, like, everyday.
I'm getting my hair cut soon. It's gonna look really good, I hope. At least, the picture that I'm taking looks really good. So maybe my hair will just look good.

Well, butterflies are really pretty from far away. But have you ever looked at their face?? Ewww. They look really strange.
I need to go get our gis. yes that is a word. It is our karate uniform. pronounced *gu-ee*s. Yeah. So. Educational expiriance there. My hands are shaking... I'm not sure why... I'm probably going to give up cofee and see if that's it.... I don't want to shake.
Have you ever tried to type while your hands are shaking? It's very hard. I keep hitting keys twice, and not intentionally.
Eww. That's just toture. Dad is listening to this gospel station that sounds like every song is saying "life is hard and it sux, but I'm just pressing on till God comes and gets me. Hurry Lord."
It's very depressing. They're singing a song called "I love to tell the story" but is sounds like someone just died. Slow and in a minor. It makes me want to cry for all those 'happy' christians.

I need food, but I'm not going to eat now, cause if I eat now, I'll get a stomachache in the middle of karate.

I was happy this morning, then dad turned on the music... *shivers*

well, I must go. NRKuplos!

Norht Carilina Stat Speling Champon

Just to clarify to those of you who are not Susannah, and haven't asked this question... I DO NOT check my posts for type-os. I just type what I feel like and then hit 'publish'. I just expect you to get my gist.
And laura! A DI is a Drill Insructor, and as for who he is(or she, there were both), I don't know. Just some random DI who had leave from PI (paris island, for future refrence) and was willing to come and thrash us. And yes that is THRASH, not TRASH. To THRASH is to work hard, or push the limits of. Not to beat, contrary to popular belief.
I had a 'scary' expiriance the other day. My Sensei took everyone off the floor and made me do all of my weapons kata with him and everyone else watching. I know that none of you have expirianced that, so you can't empathize with that, but I do know that most of you have preformed before. It's kinda like that. Only, instead on having to recite lines of a play or skit, you're having to remember movments and manipulations with the weapon. And it's like suddenly your drama teacher tellling you to recite 5 of your only half prepared monolouges in front of the entire class while she stands directly in front of you with her hand to her mouth, and looking you up and down. Now, take that expiriance, and multiply times 10 (If only because Sensei has to be one of the scariest people in the world. And because you have a weapon on top of it all.) Then he makes this noise kinda like 'uss' and has everyone get back one the floor and we continue class. I haven't heard one word about it. It's like it never happened. No suggestions, no 'good job' s, no nothing. It's kinda weird. I almost want him to tell me I did something wrong, just so I'll know that there was a reason that he put me up there like that. Strange, I'm hopeing for critque.
OH well. I'm sure that you all are bored to tears. You know, one time I spent a good 2 hours trying to remember how to spell 'tears' as in like "there are tears in my eyes" because everytime I wrote t-e-a-r-s, I was like 'no that's tears' (as in 'he tears a peice of cloth'). I honestly didn't remember that they are spelled the same. I thought I was going crazy cause I couldn't spell tears. How stupid.
I've been doing really stupid things lately. But I'm going to tell you about them, cause you'll laugh. And it's embarrassing. I feel like an idiot. Oh well. just an average day I guess. Well, ttyl. Goodbye!

Beaten to a pulp. An orange pulp. Actually, more like a peach.

Yep. That's what I am. I look like an apple that's been shipped in a bag of nails carried by a gorrilla, then dropped by the stockers about 12 times. Hehe... can you tell I've been to Karate lately? lol. We wroked each other so hard on friday. Mainly because it's good for you, but also because most of the brown belts are testing, as am I soon. So! I beat 3 out of 5 guys that were there and both of the girls. That is amazing for me! Incredible! That means I beat one green belt (my rank) and two brown belts (5 ranks higher) and two black belts (6 and 7 ranks higher). And I ALMOST beat Josh (third degree brown) but he wouldn't tap and just kept pinching me. But I got him back... he he he.... And the only reason I didn't win against the other guy, a green belt, was because I had grappled 7 times, and he had only grapped twice. Not fair. So! Because I fought so hard, I look like an abused girlfriend. It's sad really. Well, no not really.
Anyways!
I got yelled at by a DI today. I thought it was fun... everyone else was like "that was so scary!" I was thinking "so why are you joining?" but I never said it, aren't you proud? I am.. thank you very much.
All they were doing was telling us what to do and how to do it. Not bad... just in a loud voice. How is that scary? whatever...

Well, I'm in a very athletic mood, so I'm going to go before I bore you.
BY THE WAY! I am SICk and TIRED of people calling me weird because I like to work out and I'm not afraid of bugs! BIG WOOP! I AM joining the MARINES people! Goodness!

Frustration is not good

I am so sick of christians just sitting around and doing squat!!!!! I really can't talk about this cause I'll get really mad. But I'm so tired of christians letting everyone around them do everything. They go to church on sunday morning, don't enjoy it, and forget about it till next week. They don't care the we're going on a mission trip. they don't care that we, by ourselves, are not only raising the money that we need to go, but also the money that will be used to build the building, feed the kids, and buy them clothes. We are getting NO support. No offerings, no supporters, no gfts. nothing. We have to raise $900 for each person, and then a $5000 building money, and $2000 'enrichment' money (for the kids). I am so heartsick. it litterally makes me cry. It is so sad that ina church with 500 members, we can only get 12 that want to go, and 4 of them are not from the church, and 4 of them are our family! So sad. and the ones that don't want to go, won't even give us five dollars! Five dollars! AHH! Stupid stupid stupid!
grr... I'm sorry. I'll shut up now. I need a good hot shower and some sleep. Goodnight.

DEEEP THOUGHTS! *said in a deep resounding vioce*

Hewoo. I drove for the first time by myself today! It was great! all by my lonesome. I could sing as lud as I wanted and no one could hear me! Of course, I got a few weird stares from the people that pulled up beside me at stop lights, but I just serenaded them even more. Well, it was 12 Stones, so it was more like screamed at them. lol.

So! Anyone up fo a game? How about you guess what I'm going to say.
Wrong.
nope.
try again!

OMG!! You're SOOO good at this!! how did you know that!?!?! Wow! You're like, psycic! omg.

NEXT!

has anyone else seen A Series of Unfortunate Events?? I thought it was a great movie. A little weird, but really well done. I had fun and laughed. I'm not sure if I was supposed to, but some things struck me as funny. Corrie and amber didn't like it, but that's ok. They don't have my sense of humor. There was this one part, well, n/m. Some of you might not want me to spoil one of the funniest parts. Sigh, party poopers.

So, anything else interesting happen to me? Nope. It never does. I thing interesting things walk up to me like they are going to happen, then decide to play a trick and then run away and hide behind a bush just to see what I'll do. I seriously think they do it on purpose. They're probably have a nice little chukle right now at my expense. Meany Heads.

HEY! the last two paragraphs ended with an insult! And I didn't even try to do that! Awsome!

One of my favorite cartoons of all time is not one most people think of first off. The Rescuers Down Under. One of the best cartoons ever!"I didn't make it all they way through third grade for nothin!" HAHAHAHA! Who has that movie and would be willing for me to see it?? We lost our copy and I'm dying to see it again. I love it!

Welps I g2g, I need to do all of my school today cause I have a bust weekend coming up! Yehaw! Wow, that was strange.

ok Bubbye!

Thoughts..... thoughts? What are those?

I had this really cool post in my head during sunday school this morning, but I forgot it. Now we'll never know. Oh well.

I need something. Wisdom I gess. I need to make some tough desicions, and it doesn't help that God has been relativly silent. Of course, I've been kinda leaving him out of stuff. Not in a drastic way, it's just that I've been forgeting to read the bible and to pray as much as I should. He's probably just sending me a message.
I feel.... really weird about my current realtionships. I've always been kinda a social butterfly, talking to one group here, and another group there, till I'vegotten to know just about everybody. However, I know everybody in the same superficial way. I don't have many lasting, enduring, close friendships. When I'm in a group of people, I don't know who to talk to. I honestly don't feel very comfortable around anyone when there's big group. I always feel like someone is upset that I'm talking to certain people and not them. I no that's extremely conceeded and stupid, but it's one of those irrational fears. I have the fear of hurting peoples feelings. And the funny part is, the more I try not to hurt people's feelings, the more upset me friends get.
I really need to stop this rant. Cause you have no clue what I'm talking about nor am I about to explain. So I guess I'm at a loss.
There are so many things that I reallllly want to share with someone, but I can't. They're either too personal, or I can't put them into words. weird how life's like that.I neeed sleep. Maybe that will clear my head.

I get my liscense in three days!!!!!! YES!! Two days in about an hour...
well... later!

BTW, I'm really ok. I'm not depressed or anything. I'm just really confused and in a really weird mood. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Quotes

"Television is a wonderful invention. If anything important happens, anytime, day or night, rain or shine, sleet or ice, no matter where you are, you can always change the chanel. "

"Evening news is where they begin with 'good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"Anytime I see something screech across a room andlatch on to someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get if off, I have to laugh, beacuse what is that thing? "

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness." -Woody Allen


I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us.Pigs treat us as equals. -Sir Winston Churchill


Bessie Braddock: "Winston, your drunk! Churchill: "Bessie, your ugly, but tomorrow morning I shall be sober


Lady Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison" Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"


Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. -Sir Winston Churchill

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

"In the name of peace, we kill each other. In the name of religion, we kill each other. So we decided to laugh at that."

"It is a puzzling thing. Truth knocks on the door and you say "go away, I'm looking for the Truth." And so it goes away. Puzzling."


"The long term is just a bunch of short terms taped together." -Nick Lappos

"Always and never are two words that you should always remember never to use."

Any man, in the right situation, is capable of muder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not a similar as you might think."

I bet when Neanderathal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big, hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman."

"If at first you don't succeed......... Skydiving is not for you."

"When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?"

"when someone with multiple personalities theartens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"

"What happens when you get scard half to death twice?"

"When will Erin stop this insanity and become a normal person?" wait... that's not a quote...

Don't I matter to no one?!?!?!


Ahh.. Oh well... you wouldn't understand.

I like beef jerky. Yummy! course some of them peices you gota kinda suck on cause you can't chew them. but it's good all the same.

I g2g.. Bubbye!

OH no! It's the random poster!!*evil music here* AHHHHH!